Lots of decent autojumble pitches at this show.

We started to take snaps at one, but the traders behind the junk said, "Hey, you're

not with the inland revenue, are you?" We said, "No, we're from Sump." They said,

"Are you sure?" and we said "Mostly." So they said, "Then fire away with your

Box Brownie, Sirs." So we did. Then we said, "So what's your names?" and they said,

"You sure you're not with the inland revenue..." And round and round it went.

And no, that ain't one of the blokes in the picture. He's a civilian.