Here's what happens when the wheels fall off

your bike and a brisk wind gathers under your Y-fronts. At least,

that was our first thought when - YIKES! - we saw this thing coming down

at us. Then we realised it was just some bloke in a paraglider

trying to get a little attention, so we took his snap to show our mums.

In Suffolk, they come at you from all directions, so watch out.