We thought this bloke was giving archery lessons

but he was just running plastic welding courses. "No archery?" we said. And he smiled and said no,

and explained that his kit could repair just about any ABS plastic such as motorcycle fairings. So we

nudged each other and said, "We're hardcore, all weather bikers. What's a motorcycle fairing?" And he

said that it's that big fat blowsy thing in front of the handlebars. And we laughed and said, "Nah, that's

the missus trying to stop us going down the pub." Nice bloke though.

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