The bloke on this stand was flogging T-shirts and stuff

but we didn't buy any because we sell 'em too. They say that business competition is good.

But we say that it's a lot better to have a bleedin' monopoly and squeeze out everyone else.

So who are you gonna believe? Anyway, next time we see his stand, it's out with the

lighter fluid and a smoking bookmatch. It's not personal, you understand. But you

gotta look after number one. Are we right? Or are we right?