Jap chop.

We can't remember what make this one was. Looks like a Kamikazi or a Nagasaki or a Hari-Kiri.

But then, all Jap stuff looks and sounds the same to us (except 650 Yamahas). But we

thought that this one was a lot less samey than some of the other samey stuff from Japland,

so we said "smile" and took its picture. Then we tried to sit on it, and that's when the

fight started. Comes up before the beak on Tuesday.