At first we thought it was a Suzuki.

But then we saw the rudders up top and decided that it was a helicopter. Then

a bloke came up said it was an autogiro, stupid, and told us how it worked and gave us

all the physics and explained about lift and drag and weight and thrust, and then we fell asleep.

When we awoke, the bloke was telling someone else about it, so we crawled away

sharpish, but not before we snapped these crotch-rocketeers having a nose.

Get your knee down out of that, huh? Yeah. Try it if yer 'ard enough.