Bajman run by Stuart and Wendy. 07845 008840

We didn't get to meet Wendy and wondered if maybe Stuart had murdered her and bricked her up

in the cellar. But then he smiled and said "wotcha" and showed us his badges, and we decided

that a decent looking bloke like that wouldn't go around murdering people. We said "Do you make

these badges?" and he said "Nah. We just sell 'em". And he said "Wanna buy one?" And we said

"Maybe later. Where's, er, Wendy?" And he smiled and looked mysterious. So if you're out there Wen,

give us a call (just to be sure, you understand). Or call Crimewatch.