Someone told us that scooters use a lot of oil

but we didn't realise that you had to carry a whole bleedin' drum around wiv ya. Then we

wondered if maybe he had beer inside, so we drank some and got well oiled. Lovely. Hic.

Looks like this bloke has spent a fortune on his paint job. Probably could have bought

a Harley-Davidson instead if he'd thought about it. Come to think of it, maybe he

did think about it. Not everyone wants a Harley.