Flying Tiger Moto Man poofy soapDecember 2015 Oil & leather | 2-stroke smoke | Biker products Are you one of those cool, trendy, bearded, six-pack, fashion-conscious, macrobiotic designer types? Do you live in or around Shoreditch (East London), or aspire to live there? Do you use the phrase "man-cave" at least once a month? Do you look like you just stepped out of a Triumph Motorcycles' or Harley-Davidson brochure? Well alright. We're cooking on North Sea gas here because this Flying Tiger Moto Man Oil & Leather Soap could be exactly what you need to bolster your motorcycling credentials. After a hard day at the gym (if you know what we mean by "hard", and if you know what we mean by "gym"), you can take a sexy shower, purify that tanned and toned temple of your body, and then finished off your masculine ablutions with this soapy stuff. Here's what the Flying Tiger guys say: "Fresh and manly! This enticing glycerin soap will clean you up, but still have the addictive scent of motorbikes and your favorite [Yankee spelling] leather jacket. Both men and women love it!"  We've got a vague idea that your men friends might like it more than the women in your life. But that's private stuff, and we don't want to go there.
And in case you were wondering, this soap is no joke. It's real stuff, comes in a crackly wrapper, and it costs $6 a cake. With this Tiger stuff in your pocket (or handbag), you never again need to smell like a normal person when you can simply stink like a biker. What a wonderful world, huh? And while you've got your electronic wallet out, you might want to ask about Flying Tiger's Two-Stroke Smoke Candle (and we think we know what they mean by "Two Stroke", and we don't even want to consider what they might mean by "candle"). It's made, they reckon, with genuine two-stroke oil (as opposed to the nasty four-stroke stuff they use in Big Boys' Bikes). And if breathing this $20 a tin smoky stuff doesn't give you nostril cancer, you must have friends in very high places. On the other hand, maybe someone's just blowing smoke. S'possible. www.flyingtigermoto.com — Dexxion | 
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BSA Golden Flash eBook. £4.99.
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