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Great quality at the right price £27.99
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Sumpsters look this way, please £27.99
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Triumph T140 Bonneville
When I bought my first T140, a mate rode over on his CB250 Honda, took a look, frowned and said, 'You'll be dead in a bloody week on that, mate.' I said, 'Oh? Why?' And he said, 'British bike. They leak oil. Don't handle. Don't stop. Snap cranks. And fall apart at the worst possible moment.' So I said, 'You want a take it for a blast?' And he said, 'Yeah.' Three days later he bought a new T140, and he still owns it, plus two others. I've since owned six or seven T140s, currently own three, have ridden tens of thousands of miles on 'em, including a year or two on the London despatch circuit. And I'm still alive. Mostly. Come find out why... – Danny DeFazio
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Fantastic collection of original, exclusive and great value
We didn't want to get into the T-shirt business. It was an accident (but fortunately nobody was injured). When we started Sump, we really weren't thinking a long way ahead. Actually, not much further than the nearest pub. We just wanted to produce the best possible motorcycle news and features website given our general state of inebriation and limited "skill set". Anyway, we set to work cobbling it all together, sketching page designs and batting ideas back and forth, and arguing about the name. Etc.
Someone suggested 'Rockerama,' and we ignored that. Someone suggested 'Back Street Easyriding Classic Bikers'. And someone else added '...from hell!' And we naturally ignored that too. Another suggestion was something that we can't repeat this side of the watershed, and about a hundred other names went into the pot and we stirred it all around.
Finally the name 'Sump' bubbled up. And we thought, 'Yeah! Sump. That's where all the oily, greasy dregs go. Like us. Perfect.' And the die was cast. Anyway, it was about ten minutes after that that someone else asked, 'And how're we gonna fund this magnificent erect organ of delight and entertainment?' So we slowly whittled down the options (most of them illegal, improbable and downright stupid) to books and T-shirts and metal signs and stuff like that. And these tees were our first, so be nice to them. They've got a special place in our twisted hearts, you know?
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Premier Vintage BTR £279.95 FREE POSTAGE!
It's a new and modern twist on an old theme and neatly recreates a style that many of us remember from our youth, and want to enjoy all over again. So okay, it's not at the top of the helmet tree, but it certainly ain't in the basement. It's simply a good quality mid-range lid manufactured to exacting standard at sold at a very competitive price. And we're betting that most riders reading this are long overdue for a lid replacement. Are we right? [More...]
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Premier Trophy BTR-8 £299.95 FREE POSTAGE!
The shell is an advanced DCA multi-axial structure composed of carbon, dyneema and aramid fibres. And the differentiated density EPS is there to ensure maximum protection when push comes to spill (and if all that petro-chemical molecular jargon means anything to you, you probably need to get out on the bike some more). [More...]
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Premier Vintage OP9 BM £279.95 FREE POSTAGE!
Often, what you're paying for are other factors such as build quality, or finish, or long-term comfort, or sophisticated ventilation systems, or the name of the company plastered on the side, and/or numerous other factors. [More...]
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Premier Trophy Retro £299.95 FREE POSTAGE!
We Sumpheads might have tried a few runs ourselves. But the truth is, around here we're all cissies. As such we look for lesser challenges in life. Like paying the bills and keeping the fridge full of beer.
But we have our occasional speedy moments, and when we do play the part, we like to dress the part. Hence our interest in this Premier Trophy Retro full face crash helmet. It's simple. It's economical in design. It's a motorcycling icon. [More...]
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Sump mechanics workshirt £26.99 All purpose street & garage wearSatisfaction guaranteed
We spend much of our miserable lives in the garage. Usually we're fixing bikes and stuff, and all too often we're re-fixing the stuff we ought to have fixed properly the first time around.
So it goes.
Anyway, we wanted to increase our product range (that's partly how we fund Sump) and we've been thinking for some time about introducing workshirts and general shirts that we might want to wear when the weather closes in—which is most of the time in the UK. Anyway, this is the result; our first Sump branded garage/all purpose shirt.
The Sump logo is featured above the left-side pocket only (notice how we cunningly avoided saying "breast"?). The image quality is very good and will last the life of the shirt.
We think these are pretty good quality and worth the money. First come, first served, etc.
Hit the button below, baby...
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BSA M20/M21 mechanics workshirt £26.99 All purpose street & garage wearOriginal and exclusive to Sump
Seems that plenty of folk love our BSA M20/M21 T-shirt design which features the above roundel. So, to widen the appea we decided to reproduce it on a more formal shirt that you might want to wear in the garage or in the magistrate's court.
The shirts are 100% cotton twill, which means they're tougher than ordinary cotton. We wear these ourselves, and we're perfectly happy with them—and we're nothing if not hard to please. Follow the links and see if they're right for you (Hint: they probably are).
The BSA M20/M21 roundel is featured above the left-side pocket only. And when you wear this, other BSA folk will notice and might even become your friend and take you out for walks and stuff. It happens.
The image quality is very good and will last the life of the shirt. You know you want it, and you know we've got it.
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So you're getting on a bit, but it ain't over yet...
Having a good sense of humour can extend your life. Look at Ken Dodd. He's about 150 years old and still laughing. And even if he croaked tomorrow (which we sincerely hope he doesn't), he would still have proved the scientists right. Humour really is the best medicine. It does things with the chemicals in your brain. Good chemicals. And if it doesn't work immediately, double the dosage. That's why we invented this BAD ASS BIKER T-shirt. It will make both you and other people smile and laugh, and it's available without prescription. Click on the image and take a closer look at what it says. And start smiling. It's healthy, non-fattening and highly contagious.
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Classic bike metal signs from £8.99 You can't get these anywhere else
We were hanging around in the garage which had about six nude calendars on the wall. Lady nudes, that is. None of that six-pack fella stuff. Don't ask us where the calendars came from. They just ... appeared. Anyway, a heating engineer came around that day to fix the boiler-thingy in the garage. He took a look at the calendars and gave us a lecture on sexism. Can you believe that? We stood there with jaws hanging loose as this middle-aged baldy bloke explained the damage we were doing to girldom. Or womandom. We said, "We take your point, but the calendars are up now. If you don't tell, we won't." He wasn't impressed, so we acquiesced to his more delicate sensibilities and got some tin signs instead. But we miss the girls...
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Quality hoodies from Sump
Great quality at the right price £27.99
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Comfortable clobber for Bonnie boys & girls £27.99
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Perfectly warm, and very cool £27.99
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Sumpsters look this way, please £27.99
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Bonneville Speed Trials hoodie Great quality at the right price £27.99
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Miserable bastards should try one for size... £27.99
When it comes to being grumpy, we've got it nailed and could grump for England. And we're not ashamed to admit it. We are what we are, and by the time you reach a "certain age" with most of your best years behind you (but not all of them, we hope), you need to give your family, friends and passing strangers a mild warning that they could be looking at the next Hannibal Lecter. SO WATCH OUT!!! ... hence this Grumpy Old Biker hoodie.
Actually, we eased up a little and removed the bad language and the fake bloodstains before we approved the design. But we all agreed that the gun, hand grenade and knuckle duster could stay. There's a fine line here. Right?
We keep a small stock and can usually get one in the post faster than a punch in the gob. But if we're out of stock, we'll get one despatched from our printers within a few days, or maybe a little longer if a weekend gets in the way.
But it will be worth the wait, and you won't be disappointed. Meanwhile, keep working on that anger management stuff and buy now before you do something stupid.
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Travel your road in style £27.99
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Sump's modest homage to the legend £27.99
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Framed classic motorcycle prints from Sump...
Stylish wall art for your home, biker den, clubhouse or shop. Will last for years
Vincent Engineers 225mm x 175mm. Oak. UK made.
£9.99
| Triumph 650cc TT 225mm x 175mm. Oak. UK made.
£9.99
| BSA M20 225mm x 175mm. Oak. UK made.
£9.99
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Triumph Thunderbird 225mm x 175mm. Oak. UK made.
£9.99
| BSA Super Rocket 225mm x 175mm. Oak. UK made.
£9.99
| Greeves Scottish 225mm x 175mm. Oak. UK made.
£9.99
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Norton Commando 225mm x 175mm. Oak. UK made.
£9.99
| Sunbeam S7 225mm x 175mm. Oak. UK made.
£9.99
| Norton Dominator 225mm x 175mm. Oak. UK made.
£9.99
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Brough Superior 225mm x 175mm. Oak. UK made.
£9.99
| RE Continental 225mm x 175mm. Oak. UK made.
£9.99
| Suzuki GSX1100S Katana 225mm x 175mm. Oak. UK made.
£9.99
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Motorcycle buyer's guides from Sump...
This essential motorcycle information could save you a lot of money. Stay informed
Paperback • 210mm x 148.5mm
£9.99
| Essential Buyer's Guide Paperback • 195mm x 139mm
£12.99
| Essential Buyer's Guide Paperback • 195mm x 139mm
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Essential Buyer's Guide Paperback • 195mm x 139mm
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| Essential Buyer's Guide Paperback • 195mm x 139mm
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Essential Buyer's Guide Paperback • 195mm x 139mm
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| Essential Buyer's Guide Paperback • 195mm x 139mm
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| Essential Buyer's Guide Trident & Rocket III Paperback • 195mm x 139mm
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Essential Buyer's Guide Paperback • 195mm x 139mm
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| Essential Buyer's Guide Paperback • 195mm x 139mm
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eBooks from Sump...
It's free, but it ain't cheap. This is a nice little photo record of the Pioneer Run with a little poetry to inspire, amuse and provoke a little thought. You don't have to be a culture vulture to enjoy it. But it helps...
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If you're into war bikes and military history, this eBook might interest you. It's a collection of images from WW2 and other conflicts coupled with some memorable quotes and assorted words of wisdom. It's free to download, but (like the Golden Flash eBook above) it won't run on a Mac, and might not work on other platforms. Follow the link and see how it came about. But note that this is an exe file. A self-running program. We say it's safe, but do you trust us?
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We were down in Wapping, East London hanging out with a bloke named Dave Baron (Hi, Dave!). He's into BSA B50s, and we wanted some snaps for posterity. He said he wasn't very photogenic. He said he felt a bit awkward. He said he wasn't used to cameras. So we gave him lots of instructions. How to look cool. How to look slim. How to look hunky. Stuff like that. He said "Okay, I'll 'ave a go." So we got the Box Brownie out. And guess what? The bastard was a natural. This guy's so cool he could start a new ice age. He's a real Beeza Geeza, and we gave him a Beeza Geeza T-shirt to warm him up a little. Check the freebee eBook. Check the T-shirt too if yer 'ard enough.
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Stylish wall art for your home, den, clubhouse or shop. Will last for years
Ford Escort Mexico 400mm x 300mm. Printed in the UK direct-to-metal
£14.99
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| Triumph Spitfire 400mm x 300mm. Printed in the UK direct-to-metal
£14.99
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Ford Consul Capri 400mm x 300mm. Printed in the UK direct-to-metal
£14.99
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Essential motorcycle locks from Sump...
We take motorcycle security seriously. So should you
£34.99
This is a large shackle lock that will give you extra protection for your motorcycle. The overall dimensions are 15.5-inches x 5.5-inches (393mm x 139mm).
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£129.99
The Fury chain lock is a MONSTER. The combined weight (lock and chain) is around 17.5lbs (8 kilos) which makes it more suitable for home use than for toting around on your travels. But you can transport this if you need to. Either way, it's a very serious deterrent to all but the hardcore thieves with the correct thievery tools. And even then, a lot of these guys will look for an easier target.
The chain is made from CroMo steel. The lock has various anti-pick/anti-drill features. We have one of these and we're happy to recommend it. Just remember that motorcycle security needs a range of anti-theft measures. The Fury, however, is a great start—and you can start here. [More information...] |
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Sundry items from Sump...
Take note, people, that this is an electronic book, not paper. It's PC friendly, but it doesn't like Macs and might not work on other platforms. It was designed on a PC for other PCs. Put simply, it's a photo-extension of Sump's BSA Golden Flash buyers guide. Try it. But note that this is an exe file. A self-running program. We say it's safe, but do you trust us? Hint: Our mother's wouldn't...
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STOP: Broken neck?
Yes, it's a grim sticker. No one wants to be reminded of the fact that motorcycling carries risks. But everything we do has inherent dangers, and we need to be aware of that fact.
This particular risk concerns the dangers of removing a crash helmet at the scene of a road accident. Most "first responders" and even members of the public are pretty savvy about not making matters worse, but we ain't taking any more chances than we have to. Nor should you.
Note: postage and packing is free when combined with other orders. Discount will be applied either automatically on purchase, or when we review the order.
UPDATE: Concerns have been raised regarding helmet stickers. Some feel that the problem of further injury due to helmet removal (following an accident) is overstated—meaning that in some instances it might well be necessary to remove a lid to check if an injured rider is breathing or choking. We agree with that. Broadly. Our advice is to explore the variety of information before making a sticker purchasing decision. And maybe we should clarify a point; if a rider is lying in the road following a smash and is otherwise safe and comfortable, we suggest risking no further harm until a qualified (whatever that means) first responder is at the scene. We also suggest that riders should attend a suitable training course such as the Biker Down! scheme. Google it and see what's currently available.
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Brough Superior SS100
These are also designed by us at Sump, and you can buy them only from us (so beware of cheap imitations). We tried not to get too fancy. Instead, we aimed for something that George Brough himself would have approved of. Something fairly modest, yet stylish. Something clear and crisp and clean. Like us. Most of us are never going to ride a Brough Superior let alone own one. Then again, you can get carried away with these things. The real fun of Still, a spin around a block on a Brough would be kinda ... well, interesting. Meanwhile, you can enjoy our Brough Superior metal garage sign. We call it the "Rolls Royce of Signs". But then, you gotta ham it up a little in this world if you want to make a few quid. Ask George Brough.
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What you see is what you get. One oval Sump sticker, made in England, priced at 75p plus postage and packing (or free postage and packing when combined with other orders).
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BSA M20 & M21 magnetic notepad £3.99
Actually, it's a magnetic aide memoir and a magnet. Remember to buy this, and you can forget to remember everything else. Stick it on your fridge. You know the drill.
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Triumph Bonneville
Memory's a tricky thing. We can't remember how many things in life we wanted to remember, and then promptly forgot. But hey, we always know exactly where the beer is, and that's in the fridge. Hence this fridge-friendly magnetic reminder gizmo. Whatever else you forget today, try not to forget this...
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THINK BIKE bumper sticker - £1.95
We don't have to explain this sticker, except to add that we wanted to put our own stamp on an old message. The sticker is made of vinyl. The dimensions are 210 x 40mm. It's designed to sit on your rear bumper (or wherever you can fit it) and help drive home the familiar message that drivers (in particular) need to look EXTRA HARD for motorcycles. We included the Sump goggles device to help reinforce the vision/motorcycle thing.
Note: postage and packing is free when combined with other orders. Discount will be applied either automatically on purchase, or when we review the order.
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IDIOTS TAILGATE bumper sticker - £1.95
Tailgating is one of the main causes of traffic accidents (and one of our pet peeves). It isn't simply that the fool behind is driving so close that he actually runs into you. It's also a problem because tailgaters are a major distraction, which means that the tailgatee (to coin a new word) is more likely to run into the vehicle ahead of him or her, or make some other error.
In short, tailgating kills.
We've been hit on two wheels and on four. So we're fighting back. Yes, it's probably bows and arrows against the lightning. But it's either this, or doing nothing (until they licence handguns and make murder legal). So come and join our mini-crusade aimed at making the roads a little safer. The dimensions of this sticker are 210mm x 45mm. The material is vinyl. Will suit boot/tailgate or bumper.
Note: postage and packing is free when combined with other orders. Discount will be applied either automatically on purchase, or when we review the order.
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CAUTION: FRONT & REAR CAMERAS bumper sticker - £1.95
Do we really have cameras on our own vehicles? We certainly do (see this Sump Comment piece for details). We also wear helmet cameras whenever we're on the road, and the cameras have paid off more than once. We're talking hard cash here. Moreover, our cameras have led to at least a couple of prosecutions (and have jerked the leads of numerous silly truckers).
Of course, cameras don't make everyone moderate their behaviour. But they do inhibit many drivers from doing stupid things on the road, and we recommend investing in the available technology (which is cheaper every day, and with higher and higher resolution). But even if you haven't yet splashed out for an in-car/on-bike camera system, you can still wear a sticker and bluff it (Tip: Get a proper camera sooner rather than later).
These stickers are made of vinyl. The dimensions of this sticker are 210mm x 45mm. The material is vinyl. Will suit boot/tailgate or bumper, or even a top box.
Shame that we have to live in a world where we need security cameras. But that's the world we live in. Get over it.
Note: postage and packing is free when combined with other orders. Discount will be applied either automatically on purchase, or when we review the order.
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IT'S GOTTA BE RIGHT
We sell only products that we use for ourselves. If you have a problem with anything you buy from Sump, tell us and we'll sort it out. Pronto.
No fuss. No arguments.
Postal costs & discounts
Postal costs are high these days, particularly if you live on the opposite side of the world from the UK.
We do everything we can to keep costs down. But there are certain realities here.
However, if we can arrange postal discounts anywhere, we will.
Above all else, although (like any business) we very occasionally screw-up the odd order, we won't cheat you. So if you have a problem anywhere, just email us and we'll slap someone around here and will sort it out.
Pronto.
We wouldn't take any nonsense from anyone, and we wouldn't expect you to take any from us.
And remember to come back soon. We're looking at a lot of other stuff.
Let's do some business.
Essential for the road
£29.95
The first time you have to use this kit, it will convert you to Christianity—or maybe some other religion. Either way, you'll be grateful to someone. Or something. Of course, this won't suit classic bikes with inner tubes. It's purely a tubeless kit—and pretty much everyone with tubeless tyres should have one. What's that? You've already signed up to a breakdown service? Well great. The last time we waited for a recovery van to show up, it took three hours.
Click on the image above, or fish around for a link, and you'll get a bite from our Puncture Repair Kit Buying Page. We wouldn't leave home without one. You shouldn't either.
SORRY! This item is out of stock
Essential for the road
£6.95
Anyone can suffer a snapped cable on their motorcycle. It happens. But only the guys and girls who look ahead are able to fix the problem for themselves at the roadside. We've been there and done it. Many times. Now it's your turn. So hit the link above. Swoosh over to our buying page. Do the business. Then get on with the rest of your life. Whatever else goes wrong for you and your bike, snapped motorcycle cables won't ever again give you undue cause for concern. Okay?
Buyer feedback...
"Hi Sump Folks. Got the Norton [Commando] sign this morning. Very VERY pleased with this. Will hang it above the old girl in the garage. Thanks for a quick service."
—Geoff "Coop" Cooper, Wilts
"Hello at Sump. Prints came today and are already hung in the hall. I'm very satisfied and will happily recommend you."
—S Watkins, Cosham, Hants
"Thanks for sending the lock so quickly. Looks very solid. Keep up the Sump work. Been reading you for many years."
—Foster Hayes
"Dear Sump. The T-shirts [Beeza Geeza and BSA M20] look fantastic. Top service, chaps."
—Beeny, Warwick
WAITING FOR YOUR SUMP ORDER?
If you've recently bought a Sump T-shirt, a book, a motorcycle lock, a framed print, a tin wall sign or whatever, and if your order hasn't arrived, you might want to check your email spam box. We regularly find that customers have failed to give the information we need to process the order (size, full address, style, colour, etc).
If there's a query, we make three attempts to contact buyers, and if we get no reply, we cancel the order and return any payment. But that can lead to disappointment, especially if the item is a gift for someone. So if you haven't heard from us within 24 hours of placing your order, please check your spam box, or contact us again.
feedback@sump-publishing.co.uk
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