Ford Escort metal wall sign

Only £14.99 plus P&P. UK £4.95. EU £5.95. World £11.00

UK P&P £4.95 Royal Mail First Class Recorded Delivery

EU P&P £6.50 Royal Mail Standard International Service

Worldwide P&P £11.00 Royal Mail Standard International Service

 

Size: 300mm x 400mm

 

Instructions for use:

 

1. Remove carefully from the packaging.

2. Inspect the sign and feel pleased that you bought it.

3. Find a suitable spot on a suitable wall or door.

4. Position the sign thoughtfully using strips of masking tape if necessary.

5. Carefully mount the sign with nails or screws taking utmost care not to damage any part of the design (Tip: Use fibre washers both in front and behind the sign if you're the particular type or have an obsessive-compulsive tendency).

6. Open a beer, light a fag, hug your partner or favourite pet.

7. Stand back and enjoy the sign and do this as often as time and convenience allows.

8. Drop us an email to let us know how satisfied you are.

9. Wipe the sign occasionally with a soft cloth (and wax it if you're the particular type or have an obsessive-compulsive tendency).

10. Tell your friends.

 

That's all that's required. The sign should still be fit for purpose long after you're gone, and we hope that's a long time into the future.

 

 

 

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