The Numbers Game

I used to read the biking mags
This much is true
But lately every page I turn
Feels like déjà vu

16 bikes you gotta road test
15 boots you have to try
14 helmets for your noggin
13 roads before you die
12 ways to stuff the pages
11 journos on the schmooze
10 idle factory rumours
9 editors stuck for news
8 ways to own a Triumph
7 ways to get a loan
6 hints for faster corners
5 electrics you must own
4 budget heated insoles
3 tips for off-road thrills
2 tyres we recommend
1 expert shows his skills

I used to buy
MCN
But this is now
And that was then

—Danny DeFazio