Virgin Ride


Remember your first time? Of course you bloody do
The day you got your leg over something fresh and new
First a little tickle, and then you started pumping
Pretty soon you had her motor slapping and a-thumping

Clutch in, clutch out, give this horse its head
Then you hung on tightly for the thrills that lay ahead
Soon the highway opened and it took you near and far
And oh what a roar she made, fnarr, fnarr, fnarr

—Danny DeFazio